Howdy, this is the picture that most closely resembles the FBI mug shot. Pleased to meet ya!

When I'm not restoring some old relic keyboard, I prefer to be doing this:

"This" is AHRMA vintage motocross. It's a bunch of old guys acting like kids on 1974 or earlier restored motorcycles. The goal is to go fast enough to look like you know what you're doing but not fast enough to kill yourself. We oldtimers heal
S L O W L Y. You can't see it but, my eyes are 4 inches in diameter here.